Hhhmm feeling a lot like I have very little patience and too much to do today I'm going to skip the wordy intro and just say these are the things I've been wondering about...
Why women like to gossip and add their own spin on things? Because they have too much time on their hands and not enough forethought, common sense, intelligence etc... if I had to guess and be nice about it Tash.
When it is going to stop raining and we can expect the weather to be a little warmer.
Where I was when Mother Nature was giving out 'muscle memory' My muscles only seem to 'remember' to hurt regardless of how much I work out and attempt to have it get used to working out.
Why L thinks it’s funny to walk through the front door and ask 'Where's my dinner?' You'd think my death stares would be enough of a clue that I don't find it funny at all and never will.
What goes on in my head to make me have the random nightmares that I do...I mean psychopath clowns, sun burn, being chased, being naked in public, being on roller coasters, drowning or tidal waves, various parts of my body being too big, being a man and a mercenary and on the run...the first one I get, they did make a film with a scary clown in it but the others...you're just weird!!
Why my future God Son goes to sleep pretty much as soon as I pick him up, am I THAT interesting or just that comfortable??
How and where you get 1/2 an egg from? I made some cookies from one of those recipes in a jar thingys and it called for 1 1/2 eggs? I'd like to see the hen that can manage that. No you wouldn't Tash, it would give you nightmares.
Why some people ask for advice i.e. what you would do in a certain situation when what they are really looking for is a very particular answer and only that answer. Surely they should just do what they want to do and have done with it? You'd think Tash, but then they'd miss the chance that you might just do whatever it is for them and save them the bother.
Why people do empty gestures and by that I mean say things like 'We should get to together for coffee' when they really don't want to get together for coffee? Not only am I big girl and can take it that they don't really want to have a coffee with me but also my tight smile and silence should be a good indication that I don't want to come either. When did lying become the epitome of social etiquette?
